The Outstater
‘Home’ Needs Some Definition
COMMUNITY TRUST is breaking down as crime becomes more wanton, the roads are disintegrating in sub-zero temperatures and the city budget is not prioritized. So what is our mayor doing? Bringing casino gambling to town and establishing government grocery stores, to repeat complaints of mine, plus some new diversions.
Among the last is a seminar this weekend to allay the fears of anyone in our city in violation of U.S. immigration law. The mayor wants to make sure these “residents” and their activated friends understand the legal limitations under which an I.C.E. agent (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) can operate. That at least is my reading of a mealy-mouthed press release, to wit:
“I want to be in position to ease the burden of fear, explain the limitations we have at the local level of government, and give the public the chance to say what’s on their minds. I want residents to know that I will listen to you, I will fight for you, and I will work for you every day.”
The tip-off is that the seminar’s main speaker is an immigration attorney, someone who caters to those very fears. The presentation, then, may not include the following points:
- My city is indeed “a great place to call home,” as the mayor likes to say, but you don’t get to unilaterally declare it as such. In fact, if you are here without the proper documentation it is not your home at all. You are an uninvited guest at best and a usurper at worst.
- Ah, but you can change your status without submitting your five-year-old child to tearful incarceration, to cite a recent famously panned media trope,
- You can voluntarily self-deport free of charge, take your child with you and pick up some cash along the way. That includes a $2,600 “exit bonus,” free travel to where you have legal status, forgiveness of any fines or civil penalties for ignoring a prior order to depart, forgiveness of any I.C.E. arrest/detention while arranging departure, the ability to leave with all family members and time to wrap up personal affairs.
- Finally, you will be given a second chance to immigrate legally, and if successful (which is likely if you can find a job and won’t just be collecting welfare checks) claim our city as your “home.” In all, not a bad deal for someone who has blatantly broken the law.
Now, fears allayed, let’s fix some pot holes. — tcl

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